I stole this from my BFF over at seehearspeaknoevil.com who in turn stole it from
theartofoverthinking.blogspot.com Play along if you wish. I would love to hear your names!!!
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
Charlotte Dean (now you know how to find me in case I turn you in)
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Ralph Paul
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Genanc (how the heck do you pronounce that?)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Violet Canine (Purple puppy didn't sound professional enough)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Rochelle Providence (yes. my middle name is Rochelle. Laugh and I'll sick Ahmed the dead terrorist on your ass)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning)
The Red MaiTai (If I used my other favorite alcoholic drink I would have to be The TOPLESS RED JAGERMEISTER-not so super)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Not sure what a "Fly name" is exactly..but whatever. Mine is Nard. Funny Shiz.
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Cherry Chocolate Chip Oreo. But I prefer 3CO please.
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name)
Milo North
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
This one is hilarious. Who thinks up this crap anyway???
Sassy Oak Park
get it? Park your Oak here baby. I'm SASSY! LMAO
2 comments:
somebody was bored at work...
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
--- John (my mom doesn't have a middle name... does that mean I can be 'doe, john'
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Gail Golden
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Foalee
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Cat
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Ann Albuquerque
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning)
The Green IPA (kinda like the green lantern but WAY MORE DRUNK and not near as good at lighting the way)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Alrg
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Vanilla Bean Gingersnap (I'm one sweet gansta, bitches!)
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name)
Ruido Manzano
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Socks South (I want my porn name to be the reverse of my NASCAR name... Golden Gail! How awesome is that?)
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